Introducing Dutchess

Ok im officially tickled!

My mom is one of a kind, Ive seen and heard it all with her. But nobody will expect this one. My mom had made it up in her mind that she is not to be called
grandma,
nana,
gram,
grannie,
grandmother,
nannie,
none of the above

So she has been in ponderance for the last month in a name for the baby to call her, and she has indeed chosen the name...

Dutchess!


My mom is a trip, so in immediate protest, I say ma! the baby is not gonna call you dutchess...
Here is how it went

7:52pmSonquela

My name is dutchess!

7:52pmFrankie

lololololol

7:52pmSonquela

That's what the baby gonna call me insted of grandma

7:52pmFrankie

NO MA!

that is not what the baby is gonna call you

7:52pmSonquela

Why?

7:52pmFrankie

lol

7:52pmSonquela

I think that cute, not nanna or grandma

Dutchess

7:53pmFrankie

mom!

7:53pmSonquela

Well see what the baby says first

7:53pmFrankie

lol

7:54pmSonquela

every body gonna want the baby to call them grandma

7:54pmFrankie

like who ma?

jus you

7:54pmSonquela

There can only be ONE and thats DUTCHESS

7:54pmFrankie

and josh mom

7:54pmSonquela

josh mom should come up with her own name. like grandma sue or peggy

7:54pmFrankie

lol

ha ha ha ha ha

you kno u aint right ma

7:56pmFrankie

lol

ok dutchess

7:56pmSonquela

But 4 real DUTCHESS IS COOL MAN!

THAT'S WATS UP!

U EVEN LIKE THAT

7:57pmFrankie

its catchy but i could jus imagine that baby running around callin u dutchess

7:57pmSonquela

ha ha ha

wat that mean

7:57pmFrankie

lol

you funny

I could just imagine the baby running around saying "Dutchess, Dutchess"
Absolutely not! So here you go world, meet Dutchess!